BaltoneyFC Manager on the Rocks. Scandal hit the wee township of Baltoney last week as startling pictures, questioning JoeGs ability to manage the team - don't mind himself, came into the possession of Killagoola Weekly. This picture taken mid-season does not bode well for the Northern lads. A verdict of no-comment followed by 'Jaas, me leg is giving me gyp' was all that was forthcoming in a brief telephone conversation from last week. BaltoneyFC who started the season in high hopes stalled in second place but later compensated with a prolonged cup run being knocked out by eventual cup finalists Cregmore United.
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Cregmore United Investments  Oj came a cropper this week after it was revealed he had spent his hard earned cash on a spin on a Honda500cc bike. Oj who doesn't believe in over doing it in the work ethic department told Killagoola Weekly to fuck off and mind our own business when it was pointed out to him that maybe he should have been at home worrying about Cregmore United. |
Karoke Night fundraiser  A fund raising night was held for a bar in Turkey recently. Most of the singing was horrendous as was the beer but the money kept pouring in anyway. 'Karoke Bar' would like to thank the mugs er punters who turned up and please could they not come back again. |
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Incredible Hulk look-a-like spotted Following the release of the critically acclaimed Spiderman Movie, this Green looking object came to the attention of us here at Killagoola Weekly. Unable to discern if the greeness was more like the Green Goblin or of the David Banner variety, you may decide for yourself. Go to ratemypuke.com for more details.
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MickR - "Galway United are Shite"  Yesterday, in an exclusive interview with Killagoola Weekly, St Anthonys soccer starlet MickR, gave his verdict on the Hattrick competition in its present incarnation. "Its all a load of shite, give me my hurling and football any day. You can't bate a bit of Eastenders aswell. Whats that? Galway United, I've never heard of them. I'd say they're shite".
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Killaoola at the top of their game  daBudgie - "Three cups and back to back Premiership trophies. Things are looking bright. We here at Killagoola FC are starting to get a bit bored though. Bring on some competition for the love of God. BaltoneyFC and Galway United are progressing nicely but Knock and GalwayFC seem to be stalled in the water - Now fuck off and leave me alone". |
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